Indeed, it's Brimming with Gibberish, Extreme Hosting and Psychobabble. But I Do Cherish Meghan's Christmas Special.
No considering the season, it's perpetually fair game for commentary on the Meghan Markle's TV show, With Love, Meghan. Critics, from seasoned journalists to online pundits, have hardly ever agreed so completely as when enthusiastically shredding the series' earlier episodes to pieces. The common opinion was that a more egregious regal scandal had hardly ever taken place than the now-infamous pretzel-bagging incident.
Presently, like a merry renegade master, she has returned with a new offering with a "Christmas Special" (or a yuletide episode). However on this occasion, the dynamic has changed. The familiar ingredients audiences anticipate – vague self-help platitudes, overzealous entertaining – remain, but set of a holiday show, suddenly it all makes sense. The puzzle has come into place; it's a ideal seasonal storm.
By this point, Meghan resembles the quirky relative at Christmas celebrations everywhere – dispensing unasked-for guidance, and supplying the odd random outburst. ("I love spinach!" … "A tradition has to have a beginning." … "A tree is part of my memory and love of the holiday season.") She's an interesting figure, but her aura is known and strangely comforting. And she appears pleased; she's causing a bit of damage.
She understands her each tiny facial movement, utterance and look will be picked apart and criticised, but still appears carefree and too blessed to be stressed.
It could be this is the first occasion in history where that clichéd phrase – "Don't listen, it's pure jealousy" – could actually be true. Since, let's face it, each element in Meghan's Holiday Celebration is lovely. Granted, it's all awkwardly over-the-top, nonsense and extravagant – but is that not precisely what the holiday season is about? And the talk she's talking might be ridiculous, but the walk she's walking genuinely looks impeccably styled.
Anything she sets her mind to, she executes with panache. Her culinary efforts looks delicious, the wreath she creates is breathtaking, her presents are almost too pretty to tear into. Nothing is ordinary or aesthetically displeasing – including the way she fastens her apron is stylish and elegant. She doesn't throw a meal in the microwave, it "takes a twirl", and she folds wrapping paper like an paper-folding expert. She also seems to be completely savoring herself from start to finish. How could any hate-watcher not be convinced, filled with festive joy and left with a deep longing for handmade crackers or a vegetable display where greens is positioned in the form of a festive circle?
Meghan had a career in acting for a living, of course, but despite that, after the degree of scrutiny she has faced since she started dating Prince Harry, even a hypothetical offspring of two legendary actresses would have difficulty behaving this genuinely. Her refusal to modify or even moderate her shtick, regardless of it being so persistently, globally mocked, is oddly heartening. In our unpredictable world, here is something we can rely on: Meghan will remain herself, whatever happens. We will consistently know our position with her.
If you're still not buying what she's selling, a thought that will surely come as a relief: you aren't required to. We don't have the draft these days, and were it to return, it would be improbable to include streaming With Love, Meghan: Holiday Celebration. If, conversely, you decide to tune in and are gripped with longing about her picture-perfect Christmas, there is hope either. If you are a royal or a everyday person, hardly any child completely grasps the dedication and labor their mother puts in in the holiday season. So you can take heart by envisioning the young royals' faces when they open a handwritten message that says, 'I love you because you are brave,' from a handcrafted holiday countdown, instead of a chocolate.